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The U.S. Has Never Been More Vulnerable.
While DHS and the FBI focus on Home Depots & hockey, those best-qualified to defend America are either being fired or quitting in disgust.
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Profiles in Toxicity: Markwayne Mullin
Officials say the senator is uniquely qualified to oversee national security, citing lifelong commitment to settling disagreements "like a guy who just…
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Tina Peters, Convicted Felon & Election Rigger, is Behind Bars - but for How Long?
Governor Polis (D) walks a lonely road to free the President's favorite election denier.
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College Admin Rake in Bonuses while Educators Struggle with Poverty Wages
Gov. DeSantis stacked state schools with friends and ideological allies. As they line their pockets with taxpayer money, those doing the actual work of…
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Leif Helland
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A Statement Of Disunion, the State Of Our Disillusion
Donald J. Trump and Jesus have three things in common: 1. They spent a lot of time with prostitutes, 2. Their best friends were lepers, and 3. They have…
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Rupert Murdoch Reprogrammed My Parents (Part I)
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Rupert Murdoch Reprogrammed My Parents (Part II)
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The Art of Hypocrisy
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Prepare for a Nationwide General Strike
Strikes are a union's primary weapon for a reason: they fucking work. We the People must prepare to "grind the nation to a halt."
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Atlas Sharted
A painstaking takedown of every trickle-down economist's favorite author. And Libertarianism!
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The New Food Pyramid Wants You to Comply.
Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has declared an end to the "War on Protein." And while everyone can agree protein is essential, his reasoning…
Jan 29
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Justice in China, the U.S., and the Murder of Alex Pretti
There are things they do better (green energy/soups in general) and things we do better (limit air pollution/basketball). Once, I would have said our…
Jan 27
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A Pile of Cocaine and Ennui
Economic status is what sets us apart from each other, gravity is the one true connective force in the universe, time is both non-linear and an…
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On Venezuela and Unforeseen Consequences
Also: an administration serious about combating drug trafficking doesn't pardon a Honduran cocaine Kingpin.
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Sleep Now in the Fire, America
Rest in Peace, Renee Nicole Good.
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Staff Picks: The Best and Worst of 2025
The MCS Detention Facility in Brooklyn where Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro is currently being held was also where they held Diddy. Apparently…
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